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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
Real programmers cout from 0.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!".
Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
A: Inheritance
A wife calls her programmer husband and tells him, "While you're out, buy some milk."
He never returns home.
Hamlet: "To be - or not to be..."
Programmer: "True !"
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause….
Java.
There is a C level. Everything above that is High level, eveything below that is Low level.
Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone “this behavior is by design”
Q: Why did the programmer quit her job?
A: Because she didn’t get arrays.
for(i.walk=500; i.atYourDoor!=FALLDOWN; i.walk+=500)
{
    if(i.walk>=5000)
    {
      i.atYourDoor=FALLDOWN;
    }
 }